russian wrench

A hammer.

Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!

French Wrench

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)

The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.

Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench

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Monkey Wrench

awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape

don't wanna be your monkey wrench

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butt-wrench

wrench used to tighten or loosen the anal spincter

"dood pass the butt-wrench, i need tightening"

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Chitlins wrench

A big ole dick.

I blew her back out with the chitlins wrench.

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nipple wrench

an inadimant object used to twist someones nipple(s)

David nipple wrenched corys nipples with a fork.

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wrench time

The amount of time spent working on a mechanical project either repairing or assembling from the ground up. In most cases, it refers to a project in the automotive industry.

"I didn't put in 100+ hours of wrench time on my ride just so I could lose it on a TV show as gay as Pinks."

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