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Someone: “Yo what’s he doing?”
Someone 2: “getting into character
Slimecicle: IM FULL OF YOLK IM FULL OF WHITES
When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.
Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.
I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?
The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.
While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”
Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.
"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."
When there's no yolk in the egg. No joke.
Guy 1: How many eggs do we have for pancakes?
Guy 2: 5 but they have no yolk
Guy 1: No yolk?
the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half
That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week
a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.