Random
Source Code
Random
Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.
Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
14👍 1👎
Something you say to a female when she tells you she started her period.
Daughter: Hey, Mom, I think I got my period.
Mother: Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!
2👍 6👎
I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!
You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.
3👍 14👎
To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you
If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no
7👍 14👎
Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
4👍 9👎
Conduct a satanic ritual killing everyone someone knows for the money and replacing them with clones, cleaning out their bank accounts as magick slowly acclimates you into becoming a homeless person for the rest of your life with no family or friends. You start to lose your sanity and experience jolts of supernatural torture throughout your body as your appearance starts to change. It’s kept hidden. High ranking people in Hollywood and rock n roll know about it, those who are adorned with moon and star symbolism and owls to know about it too. Big secret. They might talk about keeping their side of the street clean, or cleaning out their closet.
Hey man. Keep doing this shit around people and you’ll wind up homeless. That would bum you out right?
When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you
Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out