shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.

a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.

Roll your balls to

Usually used as 'to roll one's balls to sb';
Usually used towards girls by dudes;
Meaning to flirt with a girl so as to eventually get conducted to the bed by her (guess for what)...

A: that's not the best time to roll your balls to Sophie, Mike!
B: why..?
A: she just got widowed!!!
B: oh, no... Anyway...

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.

1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?