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Made famous by yours truly, Yuppie can be used in many way. It can be used as a replacement for yup, yes or yea. Yuppie is a word you add to a sentence randomly to make people think you're happy and awesome. What's the first thing you think of when you say Yuppie... PUPPY!
I went to the park yuppie = i went to the park and it was fun
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Yuppie derives from words Young Upcoming Person (Y.U.P).
"All those yuppies with their Armanis and cell phones..."
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An adjective describing pretentiously packaged products that sell for an inflated price; but whose quality is either higher, or exactly the same, as their alternatives.
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack.
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An alternate term for a hipster.
"Yagh! Look at all these coffee drinking neo-yuppies!"
"This one time, I saw a neo-yuppie wearing a red shirt with the letter M!"
Strip malls most commonly seen in the format of:
-A Starbucks or other coffee shop. almost ALWAYS a starbucks.
-Noodles & Co.
-Qdoba or Chipotle. interchangeable.
-sometimes a random cell phone provider shop can be thrown in, or anything else that provides a service to the general yuppie. Einstein Bagel Bros. is also an option.
To be a yuppie compound, it must contain at least three of these requirements. otherwise it's just a normal hipster magnet.
Example 1>
person 1:"Hey dude, I could really go for some coffee and a bagel...you down?"
person 2:"Fuck that pansy shit. I want a huge ass burrito from Qdoba!"
person 3:"you do realize that qdoba's right next to starbucks, and overpriced accordingly?"
person 2:"fuck...let me grab my macbook then. let's go."
Example 2>
"Holy shit Greg, guess what? They're putting a Qdoba in that strip mall over by the AT&T store and Starbucks...Yuppie Compound complete!"
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Whining that escapes from the mouths of yuppies that is so absurd that it makes regular people cringe.
I feel really bad; I launched into a fit of yuppie whining today in front of my secretary. She totally doesn't care if the satellite radio in my BMW isn't working and I am stuck listening to FM.