Zero Gigs

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.

Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."

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Type Zero

A person that does not have Diabetes – Symptoms of Type Zero include vastly stupid questioning of people with Diabetes, inability to distinguish between Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes and making wild assumptions on what people with Diabetes can and can’t do, or eat. Severe Type Zeros will often encounter sudden pain in the jaw area. This is caused by getting punched in the mouth by an offended person with Diabetes.

Typical Type Zero comment "Oh. I know a diabetic. They have the Bad version".

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mind-zero

Passing out or becoming totally oblivious of one's surroundings while standing upright, despite complete exhaustion.

After defeating the Minotaur in single combat, Bel stood in the rain of ashes from his explosive fire spell with a vacant gaze in to the black, unresponsive to the words of his friends, motionless like a statue, and completely mind-zero.

zero hour

the first 59 minutes after a hentai video is uploaded. people who see the video before an hour passes since the upload are called zero hour gang but some people call them zero bitches gang.

hanime.tv user 1: wow i can't believe it, my first zero hour!
hanime.tv user 2 (he came 1 hour and 1 minute after): haha zero bitches gang.

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zero follerance

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter

Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

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Zero Requiem

To reconcile people who hate each other by making yourself out to be a much greater enemy who they will focus their hate on instead and unite against. Named after a plan made by Lelouch from Code Geass.

Some guy: My family had another major argument again last night.
Another guy: Wow really? Did someone get hurt?
Some guy: No I pulled a Zero Requiem, but that means I won't be able to go home for a while now.

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zero to Hitler

How long it takes before Hitler is mentioned, especially in an online argument.

This thread went from zero to Hitler in a mere three posts!

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