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A person from Gen-Z who acts like a Boomer dad, but makes references to early 2000's memes.
Bro, you're such a Zoomer Dad! You always send me those cringy "Cash Me Ousside" memes!
Derivative of "a king's ransom".
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.
11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.
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People born in the late 90s that are on the cusp of being a millennial and a gen z.
I feel too old to be on tik tok because i'm zoomer boomer.
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Someone from Gen Z that acts, likes and has the same hobbies as someone who is a boomer.
Your whole friend group is full of zoomer boomers
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describes when you find a stall in a parking lot where you can drive through and be facing out of the opposite row. When you have to leave, you don’t back up, rather you can Zoom out.
Park there, it's a zoomer-outer
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Ok Zoomer - Similar to Ok Boomer but used as an insult from boomers who are offended.
Daryl: The problem of this generation is that they are too sensitive and are addicted to their phones.
Mike: Ok Boomer
Daryl: That's all you got to say oK zOoMeR
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