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National hentai day. Wath hentai all day with your friends or alone if you don't have any friends :) Good luck
*person 1* Ey do you want to watch some hentai with me
*person 2* Of course, it's national hentai day after all
*person 1* You found it on urban dictionary right
*person 2* Yup it's November 1
National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day
Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.
You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!
Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.
Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?
Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS
Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*
The day that your soulmate was born
Hey do you know anyone who was born on november 1?
Yes
Marry them now
November 1 is national clap day 😉
It’s national make up ur own holiday
Jack: clap
Brad:for what
Jack: it’s November 1
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Hey do you know sh1garak.1??
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