After you slam your first girl after the pandemic
Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5
Makes you one step closer to an unbreaking 2 diamond pickaxe in Minecraft
Person: man I need just +1 xp for my pickaxe
Person 2: yo just mine some coal poopy head
Person: aight fam
when i was in college my boys came up with a rating system for women. this phrase stands for the best looking girl in the bunch
that girl in the red shirt is #1 overall
The Pinnacle of Motorsport, where 10 teams with 2 drivers each compete for victory and the ultimate prizes, the World Drivers' Championship won by an individual driver for accumulating the highest amount of points, and the World Constructors' Championship won by a team for their drivers' accumulating the highest amount of points when their totals are combined.
Every season brings a new thrilling championship battle, repeat winners are rare, and we always see 5 way battles for both titles!
That's a lie.
X: Are you a Formula 1 fan? I bet the title battle is entertaining isn't it?
Y: *Reflects back on the past 20+ years*
idk why ppl put dis in their IG bio and it also luks kinda cool. if any1 knows the actual meaning tell me
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When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.
You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.
Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!