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When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.
When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.
The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.
It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.
When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."
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A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.
Tristen is such a turtle girl.
When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole
On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle