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A turtle that lives in the desert
Look at that desert turtle!
When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle
A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell
Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"
An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice
“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”
“I know she’s so annoying”
A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.
Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye