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usually said in a low saddened tone, when a female friend decides to engage estrogen overdrive and commence to getting physical roughly (i.e. she starts hitting the crap out of you for a stupid mistake on your part)
Mr. A (in kitchen) hey honey nice ass! (followed by a loud slap to the highly sensitive ass)
Mrs. L (enraged and estrogen flowing like Niagra Falls)
YOU DIE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Mr. J (friend quietly witnessing the slaughter) Oh Dear shes on a rampage
Quietly watching the horrid events unfold, I could only mutter the humble words "Oh dear shes on a rampage".
Oh Dear shes on a rampage!
(Taken from the geico commerical with the talking syrup bottle saying "Oh dear someone has put a logo over my face")
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Whe somebody pushes you to act out of term, lose selfcontrol, break character, show weaknesses by triggering inappropriate behavior and impulses.
Cop. Why did you beat her?
Man. I gues the she got the best of me
Girl 1 : met me outside how bout that! I wish a bitch would!
Girl 2: bitch she almost got the best of me to good my frinds don't let me hospitalize Rachet hoes.
Girl : who’s this
Guy : nobody she’s like a sister to me
An expression used to alert predominantly white people that a large person or cop is coming.
*the police arrive at the party and walk in the back yard*
"10-4 she's large"
*the kids run away*
When you try to say “She sells seashells by the seashore” too fast your tongue gets twisted
Teacher: Try to say this, ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’."
Boy’s first try: "Seashells She sells by the sheesore ..."
Teacher (laughing): Aren’t you a big fan of tongue twisters? Try again."
Boy’s second try: "She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore."
Teacher (clapping his hands): "Yay, you did it! Now practice this tongue twister at home and tomorrow I want to hear your progress."
She does not have time for fuck boys, disrespect, or foul play of any sort. She expects flowers to her door, and proper accomditations . Her priority is to always be treated as an equal captain on any ship, sea or dry land (anywhere!) any decent lady should Always run a tight ship.
Becky got thrown under the bus for being the worst side piece of the decade Beyoncé explained in her song "I ain't sorry " , that she runs a tight ship and that she's not going for it!
a phrase that you would use to turn an innocent sentence, sexual.
Example 1:
"why is it so big i dont think it'll even fit"
"thats what she said"
Example 2:
"it's so small LOL"
"thats what she said"
Example 3:
"if you go too hard it'll break"
"thats what she said"