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the person who i do every night.
Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!
Me:your mom
An expression or exclamation of someone’s mother.
Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?
Joe: yes
Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?
Joe: nah
Billy: then what are you going to do?
Joe: your mom ;)
Usually used in a joking manner about sexual intercourse between a person and another person's mother
Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Your mom."
What the fuck are you doing here you piece of shit! Go back to elementary for goodness sake. I will not give you the fucking definition of your mom bitch! Go tell your mom the definition of your mom you lazy piece of shit.
A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-