I would

When you see a girl that you'd fuck.

EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.

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I slipped

Slipping through the back door during sex. When a man wants to have anal sex, they pretend their penis slipped out of the girls vagina, and into the girls anus

What are you doing?! I slipped!

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I hear that

A redneck slang phrase, which translated for white people means, "I concur with that observation."

John boy: Man, dat dale earnheart Jr. don't got no skill in NASCAR

Bubba: I hear that

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I rate it

See the thumbs in the top right hand side of this page. Click one of them and you will have done an 'i rate it'.

Bob 'Check out the cans on the chick over there Jack'.

Jack 'Yeah Bob alrigh, I rate it'. and gives Bob the thumbs up as he replies.

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I Need It

A popular saying among stoners that cannot just be said, it must be yelled. It is usually said when speaking of weed or any other type of drug, but can also be used for anything that someone truely craves.

Jeff: Man, my hook up can get us an ounce of dank for only 60 fuckin dollars!

DMS: OH MY GOD! I NEEEEEED IT!

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I god

This is an interjection taken from the Zora Neale Hurston novel, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" Many of the African American characters speak with very Southern Dialects. "'I God" is actually a shortened form of "By God" This term is often used in order to mock the dialogue of the novel. It can also be used to express one's god complex.

1.) We're gonna have a flood out here 'I God!
2.) I'd rather eat a bullet than ever read "Their Eyes Were Watching God" again, 'I God.

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I Lechoo

So many people wonder what "I Lechoo" is and what it stands for. It's really quite simple: It's a catch-phrase. One can even call it a universal interrogative particle. I lechoo can be placed just about anywhere and for everything. I lechoo think that I lechoo will just be slang. You see, we here at "ilechoo.com" have a mission, and that mission is to introduce a new phrase into our language, any language. It's really phenomenal how things come to be, and the history of "I lechoo" is evident. I won't go into that much right now, but I will explain, if even for just a bit, a few of the ways "I lechoo" can be implemented into daily life; if you see a political leader doing something you don't really agree with you can ridicule their actions by stating sternly, "I lechoo" - this provides a sort of inner-release necessary in maintaining ones cool. Perhaps your boss decides to give you a raise and hands over a few tickets to San Tropez, or any other exotic destination on Earth, well this is a perfect time to express your gratitude with "I lechoo."

So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.

Bartender: "Can I get you boys a beer?"

You: "Ahh, sure, I lechoo get me a New Castle."

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