bianca: yo trisha its dec 13!
trisha: whats dec 13?
bianca: national curious george day!!
Dec 13, NATIONAL CURIOUS GEORGE DAY.
bianca: yo trisha! its dec 13!!
trisha: whats dec 13??
bianca: you stupid fuck its national curious george day
The bday of a person who vapes and probably lost their virginity at the age of 12 or 13. Looks innocent but is NOT.
person: what day is it today?
friend: dec 13
person: oh it's that guy bday😒
The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6
Claire:im above average
Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl
Claire:im 5’4
Daniel:below average haha
Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.
Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
A very popular baseball phrase which is derived from the holy bible according to Crash Davis.
"Fuck the World"
-"Coach I dont know, Im nervous"
-"Son, remember Crash 3:13. Fuck the world! This is your game and your time to shine."
It's a russian animated comedy series about 8 different archetypes interacting with each other, created by Fedor Nechitailo and Vanya Tale. In 2020 a big amount of little children found it, and nowadays this show is considered as "the most cringe fandom" in russian-speaking community.
Person 1: I enjoy watching 13 cards
Person 2: eww it's such a cringe don't exist pls