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Today ask out your crush they might say yes!
Boy: Hey Marie will you go out with me?
Marie: Yeah but why?
Boy: Its December 18
Slap your girlfriend's ass/grab your boyfriend's dick day
Do it
Stacy: *grabs bf's dick*
Bf: Stacy we are in public
Stacy: Idgaf. It's december 18
Give your boyfriend head and let your boyfriend give you head.
Hey look it's December 18, can I get some head?
Tell your crush you like them day
They can’t turn you down
On December 18 I told my crush I liked him/her.
National if you ask your crush out
They have to say yes
“Hey wanna go out”
“No i don't like you that way”
“To bad, its December 18”
Today’s the day where you either:
Tell your crush you like them,
Hold hands with someone, or
Do both!
Ted: today I have to tell Samantha I like her
Tom:why?
Ted: It’s December 18!
Tom: Ohhhhhhh
burger: Uhm.. Where's my morning sloppy?
Frog: Is it December 18th?
burger: Yes!
Frog: Ugh fine, *gives sloppy*