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The ultimate way to type "Fuck"
F@©K Susan Wajockccick, Jack Conte, Mark Fuckerburg, and all those othrer people,
They can suck my dick and they are all faggots will a hard R!
Siege Hael!
The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided
Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!
Charlie .. Did that help at all?
Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better
Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she had a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad?That’s what it feels like to drive a Ford F-150. Ford 👍🏼
That’s what it feels like to drive a Ford F-150. Ford 👍🏼
a fuck buddy is a friend that u have sex with, NO STRINGS ATTACHED
"im so horny"
"me 2. hey, wanna b my f*ck buddy?"
"wouldnt that b a bit weird?"
"nah its just sex"
A response to the chatspeak phrase asl, usually used when the speaker is actually much older and male, and attempting to deceive the person he is chatting with, in order to put them in a position where they may be surprised. Or perhaps the speaker is just turned on by pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Person 1: hi asl?
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
umm wat they sad but im here to be on internet again soo... umm... hi oh yeah f u
f u u stupid bum get ur own money
The 35th and the greatest president ever. If that dickwad didn't shoot him, he would have probably made America 10 times better and made world peace. He was also the only president NOT to be full of shit. He probably stopped another world war by fixing the missile crisis. He was also a World War II Veteran. He saved the lives of himself and another soldier by swimming to an island with the backpack strap of another man clenched between his teeth.
John F. Kennedy is the best president ever.