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Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016


Bear Flagception

Term relative to trading (crypto trading in particular) which denotes the printing of a bear flag (common technical analysis pattern) inside a bear flag inside a bear flag in an inception-like fashion. The term has been coined by members of the bear community in the great crypto depression of 2018.

Random Bull: Yo we are mooning so hard, I'll have enough money to do a Oprah -style lambo giveway to my whole block.
Random Bear: WTF are you talking about man, This is going down to 0 man, it's like Bear flagception in here.

by N1KTaMeR March 16, 2018


Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013


bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!

Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!

by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017


humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 2, 2014


Bear Grylls it

When you find yourself with limited resources and supplies. Often improvisation is necessary or just roughing it out.

Person 1: Dude i've lost my cone piece...
Person 2: Oh don't worry I've got a paper clip and some palm leaves...we'll just Bear Grylls it.

by Getoverittttttttt November 26, 2010


Yelly Bear

A girl that complains and yells continuously throughout the day. Then when she goes to bed and you think you have peace, she snores like a bear

This yelly bear Filipina girl complains all day then startles the neighbours dogs with her bear like snoring

by Vagabond Wolf March 12, 2021