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A 'Tall' But not so tall, confused male. Who is commonly seen within bead shops... Fiddling with... beads... Often seen lolling on his bed, laughing uncontrollably to the point they are close to dying. Or itching.
Or alternatively.. a bead creap.
A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.
"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"
One of the coolest most skilled person in every aspect of life, if there's something out there in life, he has done it, and most likely better than everyone else. All in all, you cannot meet someone who is more awesome
Ryan newton once chugged a beer, bowled a perfect game, banged everyones mom, flew a jet around the world, and scaled Mt Everest, all in one day, it was awesome
A girl that has been through hell with that name. She is probaly a super catch, she has a great sence of humor and wants nothing more then to make everyone happy. If you now a female Ryan, you are lucky, they are rare. Don't judge her by her looks she is by far a better person then you can see from the outside.
Ryan (girl) went to the burn unit at the children hospital. What a sweet person.
When a girl performing oral sex on a man grabs a handfull of pubic hair and rips it out as soon as the man reaches climax, she then spits the load into the handfull of pubic hair and sticks it between the eyebrows of the man who is now doubled over in pain giving him the appearance of having a frowning unibrow
"Hey Dude! why are you looking so angry?" asked Jim
"I'm not, My girlfriend gave me "The Angry Ryan" last night and I havn't had time to wash my face yet" replied Dan
1)He is Deadpool.
2)He is a God among men.
3)Even he makes fun of Green Lantern... because we all know it was a shitstorm.
4)He is fucking hilarious.
5)He is married to Blake Lively and we are all secretly jealous.
6)Follow him on Twitter... Like really guys it is worth it.
7)He fought to have FOX make the Deadpool movie for 10 years at the request of the internet.
8)When Deadpool was finished being filmed he STOLE THE FUCKING SUIT. Why? CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?
9)He is a bad ass and will steal from FOX like nobody's buisness
10)The internet loves him. He deserves it.
Person 1: Who is Ryan Reynolds?
Person 2: We're not friends anymore...
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because you are an uncultured shit. Time to make the Chimi-fucking-changas.
The act of inserting one Thumb into the anus of another while gently pressing downward.
Your Meg Ryan is weak....Give me the Mini-Fonz