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When a girl’s pussy is so tight and grips that dick just perfect it makes you cum every time.
Damn shawty’s pussy is so nice. She had that gorilla grip.
When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.
“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”
“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
Something a dumb twat said he can knock my friend out because he does it
Dumb as : I do gorilla boxing I can knock you out in 1 punch.
These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":
- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.
- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.
- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.
- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.
- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.
If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these 'disorders'. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."
A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.
It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.
But uh yeah...
Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.
A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.
Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?
guy 1: ayo you heard of the dude that destroyed the stalls because he got pissed off?
guy 2: yeah he went fuckin gorilla shit