A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.
Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME
A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling
Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.
When you “motorboat” a vagina.
If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet
Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget
My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.
Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.
Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.
Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.