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MUFF MUNCHER

A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.

Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME

by Mike Bandolia March 24, 2021


Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling

Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.

by LBC321 May 21, 2021


Muff Nugglin

When you “motorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget

My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.

by Moist Towelette January 28, 2021


Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster March 2, 2012


Kufi Muff

1.) An insulated flannel thong a male or female would wear at a party to deep their gents warm.

Chino had the right idea wearing his kufi muff on a cold night life this.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 December 2, 2021


muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020


muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne bliverester med

dum en muffe

by jegerduig January 25, 2017