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Nerd Bomb

(N):Nerd Bomb
(V): To nerd bomb

-When a person says a pedantic fact that disrupts the flow of conversation/obliquely defeats an argument.

Train Guard: Sorry sir but you can't board the train without your tickets.

Father: I must have lost them on the tube.

Train Guard: Well if you tried to board a plane with no ticket, they wouldn't let you on would they?

Father: Well, yes they would because they'd have your e-ticket and passport information.

Train Guard: =O

-A while later-

Son: Wow Dad that was such a Nerd Bomb.

by LeadFarmer June 17, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty nerd

The act of taking a deuce on someone's chair usually an unliked teacher or co-worker and then throwing a book over the poo and leaving the work of art for the person to discover.

I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.

I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.

by smirnoff1264 April 16, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd posse

(Aust) n.

1) A collective noun for nerds.

2)That group of nerds at any university responsible for nerd tagging or nerdish graffiti.

1) The conference on mathematical methods in physics was a veritable posse of nerds.

2) The Nerd posse pwned the uni toilets. It was almost impossible to take a crap without encountering a formula or two.

by Costa Del Barto June 27, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd bleed

a nose bleed that occurs without reason

melvin got a nerd bleed during the math test

by imer February 11, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


calculus nerd

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.

The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?

by matt.stud March 23, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wanna be nerd

Someone who thinks (s)he's a nerd and most of all wants to be it, but doesn't have what it takes. Someone who might look like the part but isn't smart enough.

Wanna be nerd explains how the computer works from a handbook rather than from memory.

by Paula3 September 4, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drama Nerd

One who spends a lot of time in Dramatic endevors. Often hangs out with other Drama nerds
A groups of Drama nerds is called a Drama Troupe

by Jack Hoffer (wanna shake my hand?) September 2, 2003

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