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the one thing people say but don’t actually know what it means
honestly bro we should just burn the dirt and go on with our lives
When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testosterone prosecutors cry in frustration and reconsider their life choices.
Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Frank didn't exactly rush to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter
A spooky creature that loves to dabble in the use of Valium, often seen around the links town area of Kirkcaldy or in her scheme of Cardenden. She is often seen with her jaw swinging and eyes pinging. Her breath as also been known to kill so please stay clear for your own safety.
OMG such a goner, CAITLIN BURNS. Oh gally g is that caitlin burns jaw??
Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.
Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.
I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.
The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.
Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!
Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.
Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
A Chinese Burn on your leg.
An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.
1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.
2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.