views were low

When a girl doesn’t get enough views on a particular post or string of posts
and responds by making her next content release, explicit or suggestive
Often writing in the description, or later on in the comments -> “Views were low”
To justify the sudden change to content progression

My (views were low) on my post yesterday

So this morning I decided to just release my twerking video, I released on TikTok last month… For the exact same reason too 💀
“LOL, gurl you are too much!.. Also send me the link ASAP, I’m hard” … uhm? Okay here it is *-(-))-)* “Wow, are you DTF?” No, uncle Greg! Not this again 😩 “I’m on my way..”

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

Sweet'n Low Father

A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts

Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?

Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines

lights down low

Very very very good song made my Maejor. It’s Very addicting until you know the lyrics.

Take it slow, put it down on me
I said jump on it, ride like a pony
Lights down low, time to get naughty
Lights down low, time-to-time to get naughty
Take it slow, put it down on me
Baby, jump on it, ride like a pony
Lights down low, time to get naughty
Lights down low, l-l-l-lights down low

extra-low five

The playful act of an athlete or coach slapping a teammate on the butt after a great play. It can be used in all sports, even female athletes extra-low five.

After LeSean McCoy made that sweet 14 yard touchdown run. Chip Kelly had no choice but to give his favorite player a good old fashioned extra-low five as he ran off the field.

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low cut shit

When on a golf course, you hit a shot, usually off the tee, which sounds perfect, but travels airborne at a very low trajectory, typically going 50-150 yards.

I'm not sure what's wrong with my game. These shots I hit sound and feel good, but I keep hitting this low cut shit down the fairway.

He's an okay golfer, but could be a lot better, because he always hits a bunch of low cut shit.

low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.

You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!