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A ridiculous display of bling, tint, pimped out cars or other such things.
That tinted out ride she drives is such a nigger picture show.
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A ground-breaking comedy/variety show created by Howard Stern and featuring the talents of Fred Norris, Robin Quivers, Gary "Bababooey" Dell' Abate and Artie Lang. The show is inspired and inventive, providing a minimum of 4 hours of fresh, witty entertainment 5 days a week. Though largely overlooked when rating "funny shows" or "funniest comedians", The Howard Stern Show, and Stern himself produce the equivalent of 4 HBO comedy specials a day, without the benefit of a year's prep time, or an HBO budget. The show has produced such characters as Crackhead Bob, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Wendy the Retard, Gary the Retard, and many others.
It is today what The Tonight Show used to be, for young comics in that if you do well, you will have a successful career. The characters and bits that the show is responsible for, either directly or indirectly, are endless. Although many politicians and media outlets like to dismiss the show's humour as puerile and irrelevant, the scope whereby pop culture and the radio broadcasting industry itself make the show, and the man, truly genius.
"Dude, I had to pull over on the way to work this morning."
"Why?"
"The Howard Stern Show... I was laughing so hard, I was crying!"
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A show about all things geek: comics, movies, TV, toys, role-playing games, video games, etc. The podcast is recorded complete with alcoholic beverages, and new episodes every monday afternoon. The very first Geek Show was called Geek Chat and premiered on the Radio From Hell Show KXRK X96 in Salt Lake City on August of 1996. Kerry Jackson is joined by a panel of equally impassioned Geeks, each experts in their fields. Jeff Vice, Film Critic and Scott Pierce TV critic from the Deseret News. Derek Hunter, creator of Pirate Club comics, author and screen writer. Leigh George Kade, RPG expert and artist. And, Shannon Barnson, professional bartender and Jackson's lifelong friend. And online at geekshowpodcast.com
Wow, did you hear bout that podcast that gets 14,000 downloads a week?
Yes, its called the Geek Show Podcast!
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A woman's reproductive organ that has been tainted with every STD know to man. Therefore, when you have intercourse with this vagina (because women have no faces) you are able to pick whichever disease you would like to have.
Jimmy: Yo, I punished this girl's cunt last night.
Mike: Yeah... so has everyone else. That's game-show pussy.
Jimmy: What?
Mike: Having sex with her is like spinning the game show wheel to see which disease you "won".
Jimmy: So basically my dick is going to fall off...
Mike: Sorry......
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Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!
Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
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the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded
Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded
How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know
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When you just cleared your calculator and your teacher says show your work now you have to go back and redo your work and then colapse from work.
Perfectionist teacher: jimmy show your work.
Jimmy: I JUST CLEARED MY CALCULATOR FRRRRRRRRRRIIIICK!!!
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