blue apples

mushrooms, shrooms, fungai, magic mushrooms, mushies.

my sexy boyfriend joseph and i ate some blue apples and had lotts of good sex.

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bobbing for apples

during anal sex, you pull out and the hole is open wide, then you pop your penis back in and again pull it all the way out; this is repeated several times.

many pornos have this.

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Notch Apple

An extremely engorged and stimulated female clitoris.

Roger's girlfriend get's extremely horny and when she does, she gets a quivering Notch Apple. Roger's loves to suck and nibble on it and flick that magic bean.

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Apple Head

Someone who loves Apple products so much and has every single one, or at least has an iPhone, an iPad, an iPod, and a MacBook. An Apple head will purchase every apple product released, no matter how close the release dates are. They bleed Apple products; they are Apple.

I have to buy the iPhone 6 when it's released! I have all the MacBooks, iPads, iPods, and iPhones. I need it all!!

That, my friend is an Apple head.

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apple computer

A computer that is neither functional or interesting looking. Used to do guassian blurs and such with amazing speed. Horrible at games.

Ever heard of an apple game?

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cork the apple

Banging a girl so hard and deep you force the surrounding 'skin' to be removed (pulled out) from the center. This usually leaves the girl looking much like a skank.

"Remember that little chola from gym class? I'm going to cork the apple tonight. She'll never be the same." or "Jim corked my apple. I don't know if I can have kids!!??"

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Italian Apple

A meatball...plain and simple.

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.

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