Rural Dictionary

Assholes and elbows

Military slang. The term is used when someone is relating to troops or people standing close together. Also means to haul ass, go go go etc. The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons.

Alright sweethearts, you heard the man! And you know the drill assholes and elbows!

by Limitbreak October 28, 2011

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virgin asshole

A virgin asshole is a guy's butthole that has never been fucked by another guy's dick.

My older cousin was the first to fuck my virgin asshole!

by eda-skip June 6, 2022

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retarded asshole

A person who lives in a shit hole that takes your shit and gives it to some one else

That Steven kid is a retarded asshole

by All in your head April 17, 2016

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major asshole

anyone who uses nefarious means to interfere or prevent the contentment, peace of mind, and overall well-being of others

Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.

Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.

Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.

Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.

by Angry UD contributor April 23, 2010

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