Balls Itch

When a guy pretends that their d*ck is in a girls' mouth and quickly scratches the underside of her chin. Most commonly used as a joke.

Thomas: **Rubs underside of Rachel's chin**BALLS ITCH!

Rachel: "What? You ass hole."

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ball honey

a noun which can be used to describe and label a black, asian or latina woman/girl, though they must be attractive, hence, honey.

it is an acronym:

Black
Asian
Latina
L - since 'bal' is not a word, an L is added to make it 'BALL honey'

DAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUM... look at the ass on that ball honey

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Swiss Ball

Otherwise know as a exercise ball, or stability ball. Found in gyms and home gyms alike, meant to aid sit ups/press ups, but much more fun when used as a chair or for generally rolling around on, with.....

"Dave wanna 'workout' on the Swiss Ball?"

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Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

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old as balls

Something that is very old (many years have past). As balls are wrinkly (like old people), it makes a good analogy. Alternately from the facts that the 'ball', a spherical object, has been around for pretty much ages.

"Hey, did you see some of those artefacts in the museum?"
"Yeah man, they old as balls!"

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Ball Gargler

one who gargles someones balls with their mouth

my friend was sleeping and i made him gargle my balls.
this fuckin bitch is one great ball gargler.

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Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

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