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cross mix after a beaver and wolf have a baby.
Dude did you here about logan, he went into the woods about a week ago. Cops said he never even had a chance as soon as the beaver wolf even saw him.
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A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.
Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?
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Awesome, really great. A chiefly Canadian expression derived from Canada's first postage stamp of the same name.
That poutine is a real three penny beaver, eh?
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A large ice-filled bucket one might have at a party or purchase at a bar filled with a variety of Bacardi Infused pre-mixed bottled beverages.
(To bartender) Two beers and one bucket of beaver bait if you please?
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when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
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When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.
Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.
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This is when you have to shit so bad some of the shit is sticking out your ass, thus looking like a beaver head coming out.
I can't sit down right now I have a beaver head poking out.
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