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Birthday
- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.
Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!
You: F*uck off
The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.
A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay
The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends
ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you
*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.
the day you celebrate being 1 year closer to death.
"Happy Birthday! you're one year closer to your death!"