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When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.
I just gave you a birthday straightlike.
Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.
"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?
When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
So now that its your Over-birthday, how does it feel being 16 and a day old?