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When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.
This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.
If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.
Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!
Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).
Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."
You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.
I wish I had a blowjob girlfriend
When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:
-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?