A massive simp that will never know love and is likely to become a nonce when older as a result. Thirsts for a cringey first year that doesn't like him and changes his entire personality in an attempt to be compatible with them. By far the cringiest person you will ever meet. Shoot on sight.
The funniest guy around if you chat about him or his friends you will hope you live near a hospital a very loyal guy
Bobby is ....
a guy that has the biggest penis ever it's so big even guys want to put it in them. his dick is so nice and he is so funny and talented and so good at valorant and his dick is so big and he's also talented with a big dick holy fuck i'm so good i mean bobby's just a good person everyone loves bobby
boy 1: is that bobby? 🥰
boy 2: everyone's all over bobby he's so good looking
boy 1:he's so sexy
Bobby Is A Sicc Friend. He Isn’t A Dick. He’s Funny. And Is Overall Really Kind. Unfortunately He Failed No Simp September.
Ohh if you ever meet a bobby, you will love him at first sight. They mainly support Tottenham. If you ever meet a bobby, he’s a keeper. Even though he has a 1 inch penis, he can dry hump good. Bobbys are Chatterboxes but knows how to have fun. They tend to not have internet though. Bobbys are also great friends who don’t spread secrets.