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Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
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When a certain individual (usually male) gets hyped about something, makes false promises, and says he'll go through with it, but in the end does nothing at all.
Brandon wanted to make a youtube channel and said he had all of the ideas. He never told his friends any and claimed the channel was going nowhere. He was Pulling a Brandon while being Brandon.
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OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
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The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.
girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler
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An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.
If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.
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Brandon is a pretty damn cool guy and is a top-notch osu player, he is a extremely sophisticated and talented mathematician,
He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire
Have you seen Brandon Jose play osu?
YEAH BRANDON JOSE IS SUPER GOOD AT OSU
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do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.
Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.
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