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After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.
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1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.
Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"
Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."
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Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.
TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
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the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump
hey loo its captain idiot
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that one police officer or security guard that just goes absolutely mental for no apparent reason.
does not have to be violent.
so i was just standing around outside the shops when captain hitler came over and went absolutely ballistic on me. i still don't know what i did wrong.
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When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
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1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro
1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!
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