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( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship
I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.
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When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.
Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"
Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"
Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"
Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"
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After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
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When one loses their butt hole virginity
Amelia: Wana do it in da butt?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?
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When a male joins the gay community or behaves in a homosexual-like manor that suggests that he should.
Nick: "Where is George? He isn't usually late to football practice."
Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."
Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
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When someone (generally Caucasian,) says something Fucking stupid in response to something being done about something racist.
Or when trying to defend their racist statement.
Fucking stupid Person - If they change the name of the cleveland Indians, they should change the name of the Dallas Cowbows.
Different person - cowbows weren’t sent down a trail of tears, or given virus tainted blankets.
But nice try of the white card
Or
Fucking stupid person - But Indians is a great name for a team now, because there are people in India.
Other person - wow you’re white carding hard.
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A title or label given to someone whois Hating on someone or something (Negative speech or behavior towards someone or thing that is successful or happy) Vindictive-Apparel made a T- Shirt named Hater Card based off of this phrase. Their character Dic Vindive is someone who generally hates on others so in the comic; he is often given the "hater card".
Dic is hating; he gets the HATER CARD
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