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When you and a friend lose their virginity on the same night.
Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"
Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"
Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"
Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"
After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
When one loses their butt hole virginity
Amelia: Wana do it in da butt?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?
A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!
When someone (generally Caucasian,) says something Fucking stupid in response to something being done about something racist.
Or when trying to defend their racist statement.
Fucking stupid Person - If they change the name of the cleveland Indians, they should change the name of the Dallas Cowbows.
Different person - cowbows weren’t sent down a trail of tears, or given virus tainted blankets.
But nice try of the white card
Or
Fucking stupid person - But Indians is a great name for a team now, because there are people in India.
Other person - wow you’re white carding hard.
When a male joins the gay community or behaves in a homosexual-like manor that suggests that he should.
Nick: "Where is George? He isn't usually late to football practice."
Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."
Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
A title or label given to someone whois Hating on someone or something (Negative speech or behavior towards someone or thing that is successful or happy) Vindictive-Apparel made a T- Shirt named Hater Card based off of this phrase. Their character Dic Vindive is someone who generally hates on others so in the comic; he is often given the "hater card".
Dic is hating; he gets the HATER CARD