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After tit-fucking a young lady, one pulls his penis from in between the female's breasts and smacks his penis on her face whilst ejaculating. Also, during his ejaculation, he stretches the edges of her eyes towards her ears slightly in order to make her look like she is Chinese. It is important to note that if the female is already Chinese, then this need not be done. The last, and possibly most crucial piece to this sexual endeavor, is that while all of this is going on, the man must be singing "Hava Nagila."
I heard the Hava Nagila, so I walked in to Elijah's room to see him giving Ling Chin a Chinese Bar Mitzvah.
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A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.
'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
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A form of handjob where the woman places her palm on the head of the penis, draping her fingers down over the shaft. The woman typically then lifts her hand while simultaneously bringing her fingers together. This is generally used in "fooling around" situations, or by inexperienced women who don't really get what feels good and what doesn't.
She started giving me a Chinese Finger Trap in the hot tub. I appreciated the effort, but seriously, what was that?
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To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"
He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.
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When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.
What'd you do last night, Kyle?
I gave Courtney a Chinese Fire Dragon. It felt so good.
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This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).
Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.
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the act of setting a partners genitals on fire (mostly with fuels)
and twisting them until they scream out in pain
Ericka : What did you do last night??
Tracy: Well Tim was pissing me off so i gave him a chinese fire twister
Ericka:....
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