choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

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Baby clams!

Used when surprised, impressed or cursing.
Replaces things such as oh my god and lordy.

1. Baby clams I didn't see that coming!

2. (Stubbs toe on chair) Baby clams!

3. Baby clams he's fitt.

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Jam the Clam

To put your boner into a girl's clam and rock that shit sideways

The act of jamming up a girl's clam with... Jam?

Mitch totally wants to jam the clam! Bruh

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velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

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Clam Bagged

To be hit in the vagina

I fell on my surfboard and got totally clam bagged.

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fassy clam

A word used to display feelings of hate and animosity towards someone. Similar to calling someone a rasclat or a wanker. The word has the same effect as a swearword basically to tell someone they are a dick or to fuck off.

Jerome: Give me that money G
Tom:Shut it you fassy clam.

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Clam chowder

Pour A bowl of mayonnaise lightly into a clitorous and use your pearly whites for a midnight snack.

I don’t like soup but man that’s one good clam chowder!

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