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A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.
Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.
When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!
Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.
Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.
clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.
you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.
Dude, the suns coming up! It's definitely Shades O' Clock.
when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?
nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.
The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.
My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.
He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking