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that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol
mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"
An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
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Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.
(noun) Updated form of COVID-19 in 2020.
“COVID-19 is so last year, COVID-20 is the new virus.”
The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic
I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work