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Grease Date - when two (or more) consenting parties lather each other up with baby oil then have vigorous intercourse.
Jason and I had an amazing grease date last night...my pussy is still sore!
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When two of your good friends are now dating, but the three of you still hang out together as normal.
1.
sally: "what're you doing tonight?"
jane: "i'm hanging out with tom and suzy."
sally: "sounds like a tricycle date. have fun!"
2.
jane didn't want to join tom and suzy for another round of hangouts this friday because she felt it would become too awkward if they went on too many tricycle dates.
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They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.
Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.
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More than friends with benefits where you are also emotionally vested but at a lower level of spectrum than a much serious relationship such as commitment or marriage.
Gang of friends: Hey man, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".
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When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.
Do not do weird dating.
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When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.
yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
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