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An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.
Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.
A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆
That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.
This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!
An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.
E.g
She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.
Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.