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when ever you are nailing a girl in the rectum and your penis gets stuck. its called a murph dog
hey brad. I was nailing jenny in the ass the other day and my dick got stuck....I got MURPH DOGGED
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One who can give it, but can not take it.
I heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat arsed Saturday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. Ha ha ha
You can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in A&E with stitches left, right and centre. Ruining christmas for everyone... Ha ha ha
Thats not funny ya prick, I nearly died....
Ah, shut up ta fuck, Your Murphy's dog.
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This expression (read as "world plus dog") is primarily used on the U.K. information tech news site "The Register" as a synonym for "everyone" or "many, many people". The phrase is apparently an abbreviation for "everyone and his/her dog", expressed in the pithy style of a programmer.
I hear that world + dog is planning to order the new iPhone as soon as it's released.
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A dog who constistantly chooses women over his mates and will go through a character switch between spending time with his girl and the ones who he calls his "bros" that he never has prioritised over his "hoes". Also referred to as a WOM (women over mates), a dogger of the boys likes to fake injuries and make excuses when the boys are suffering in a helpless team or squad punishment, usually fitness of some sort. Often a goodweather friend and likely to snitch and/ or lie to get himself out of trouble but doesn't ever consider mates and leaves them to fend for themselves.
Person 1: "Bro you wanna hit up a feed with the boys at Towers?"
Person 2: "Yeah eets what are we getting?"
Person 1: "Usual, Halal Snack Pack (HSP) and some wings as well."
Person 2: "Okie sounds mad bro, what about (name), is he coming?"
Person 1: "Nah man he's dogging the boys with his girl."
Person 2: "He would dog the boys. What a grub."
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The universal solution to all problems.
Guy 1:Oh man, I hope my ex-girlfriend doesn't find me!
Guy 2: Buy a dog.
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having eaten a lamb dish at your local indian takeaway,your breath stinks of farts the next morning.it also feels as though a rat has slept in your mouth for the night.
sorry luv i cant kiss you as i have the worst dog breath i could ever imagine.
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