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Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.
Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.
a ginger nut biscuit probably no ginger pubes very veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sus and gay
why are your pubes ed sherran colured
A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.
Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
a deer residing on the wall in Uncle Toms cabin
Ed Boy was residing on the wall in deer form in Uncle Tom's cabin.
To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.
Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!
Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!