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National dead day. Every one is dead on February 8th
Person 1: Yo why you dead
Person 2: It’s February 8th
Person 1: dies
Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!
Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!
National happy birthday Tiger-lily day the day where everyone celebrates Tiger-lily and their birthday
Person: it’s February 8th
Other person: it’s Tiger-lilys birthday yay
Tiger-lily: *smile and waves*
If you are born on February 20, just know you are the baddest bitch in town... You care about what people do and say about you but you act as if you don't give a fuck. You are a legend
Bad Bitch 1: Hey I heard its Andy's bday
Bad bitch 2: Yh, I mean he is the baddest bitch in town, he's born on February 20 so like...
Get ur girl a teddy bear day
Girl: where’s my teddy bear?
Guy: why would I get u a teddy bear
Friend: dude it’s February 20th get ur girl a teddy bear day!
National annoy your friend day
“Hey man it’s February 20 you know what that means”
“Time to annoy each other
the day a fine ass bitch was born
n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday