sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

bloody finger

the finger after a girl has torn her hymen by the act of fingering herself before loosing her actual virginity.

I heard Lila just got a bloody finger on her 12th birthday, shes such a bad-ass.

Finger wagged

When someone corrects you in a condescending way.

I got finger wagged by a driver when I crossed the street on a red light.

Buffalo Fingered

Placing fingers by genital area after eating buffalo wings which causes a burning sensation.

"My vagina is on FIRE!!!" "That's because you were buffalo fingered!"

Bather's Finger

The wrinkly finger you get from massaging a ladies moist parts or when she self services!
Similar to spending too long in the bath.

Man, she was so wet I got bather's finger.

I was so horny last night I got bather's finger.

grease finger

The finger you use to prime an anus for penetration

I used the same grease finger on your mom as i did your dad

finger plunderer

the act of taking advantage of an un-willing girl via insertion of the fingers in any unwanted area

Jake Taylor is a finger plunderer