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The Food Coop (co-op) is a food store in Park Slope, Brooklyn, that white yuppy parents, vegans, and lesbians shop at. The Food Coop sells the most organic foods you will probably ever come upon--but there is a catch. In order to shop at the Food Coop, you must become a member (complete with member ID cards). You must also work at the Food Coop (i.e. behind the register, stocking, child care, etc) once every other week. If you do not complete these bi-weekly shifts, you must make them up, or you will have your membership revoked.
Scenario 1: (vegan/lesbian behind register): I will NOT scan this chicken, i do NOT touch meat. You do it, or I won't sell it to you.
Scenario 2: I hate that damn Food Coop, who do these people think they are? Next week, I'm going to Key Food!
Scenario 3: Hey Josh, guess whose mother i saw at The Coop this afternoon? I can't believe Ari did so and so, he's just growing up so fast! His mom and I are getting coffee at Connecticut Muffin on Monday after I drop you off at 321! What a wonderful woman!
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Something used to explain how animals and humans eat what they do and why they do.
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Food that is liked exclusively by men, such as pizza, meat and potatoes, chicken, bacon and eggs, steak, pork, fish, etc. Rarely involves anything that is in the breads and cereal, fruit and vegatavle category. Usually eaten during a football game.
Quiche is for pussies. We want some man food, like pizza and beer.
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Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.
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Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers.
These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular.
Similar to food beers, are what's known as 'lively beers', espicially ales.
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Food that men think is only for them, but is actually enjoyed just as much by women. For some reason, it's a popular misconception that women are unable to eat such foods (or at least hold them down) but there is no scientific data to support this. Burgers, steaks, pizza, fast food, basically anything meaty, greasy, or overall unhealthy but delicious.
Guy: I know you wanna go to dinner, but I want man food tonight.
Girl: That's cool. I could go for some steaks, myself. Or we could go to Burger King and grab some Whoppers.
Guy: Whaaaat?
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My antidrug
Dog food is my anti drug but now i am addicted to it. WOOF WOOF WOOF!
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