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referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)
wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
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A Virginia Beach Princess, or simply VB Princess, is a girl who frequents the clubs and strip bars of the Virginia Beach oceanfront. She thinks she's a princess and expects guys to buy her drinks and treat her like one but in reality she is just a slut who gets drunk and comes down from her lofty tower to fuck commoners every Friday night. Usually has the clap, hep C, or a kid at her parents house. Will smell like piss by morning.
If you want to trap a Virginia Beach Princess go to the oceanfront with a rat trap and a shot glass with some fireball in it. Don't forget to wrap it up.
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verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
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while staying in long beach island stay out of the locals way or get cursed off, your choice. its the land of the bennys unfortuantly. its a place near manahawkin. and everyone in manahawkin connot stand them. they cause traffic back to where everyone lives. they crowd the walmarts and shoprites and pretty much everywhere else. GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM. if you dont want to go food shopping and take time out of your trip, instead of bringing your own foods, just go to that website and pick your own foods and we will get you any food you want, plus the way the owner of the website shops she gets everything that is cheap so YOU save money! best part of the deal, the owner will deliver the food at the destination your living at for the vacation and we put away the foods in the cabinets, fridge, and freezers. please go now, this website consists of the lbi, manahawkin, tuckerton area.
heyy lets go to long beach island for a week vacation.
yes good idea, but i dont want to sit in traffic just because we need food.
yea good point......heyy lets GO TO LIBERTYGROCERY.COM and they will buy the food we want and we dont have to waste our time
ok lets go on now to pick our foods and by the time we get to the house were staying at the food will already be there and put away!
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OOB, like Maine, is a place that foreigners like me didnt know existed before going there and then you wish it never did... having spent a summer there. It is an area that prides itself on lobsters and lighthouses but keeps quiet about the large numbers of white trash that park their trailors there. A horrible place but i'm glad i experienced it to know how lucky i really am
Friends: Where were you for the summer?
Me: Old Orchard Beach
Friends: Where?
Me: Maine
Friends: Where?
Me: Boston
Friends: Cool
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Where grades are low and kids are high.
long beach high school
The most boring place on Earth
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
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