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When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.
Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.
The abbreviation Hooter's Girls use to put in an order for jalapeno french fries.
"I need my jap fries for table 12!"
Eating out a girl on her period.
You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.
Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.
First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer
"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"