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When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
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when two gay guys have sex up the ass. Girls don't have it. Usually used as an insult.
Hey, no hole-in-one-fun around me you homos.
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The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
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Another way to say 'sex' without your teacher knowing what you're talking about.
Hey Bob, did you hear that Stacy & Steve had happy-fun-time last night?
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Friday nights when the goal is to have as much fun as possible. The first fun thing that comes to mind you do.
It's Friday Fun Night and we're having a good time!
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A large woman who knows how to please a man.
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
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A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.
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