The act of one or more nude men bending over while straight-legged, while another man kneals behind the man (or men) previously mentioned, and furiously fondles the first mans scrodum and penis while singing the blues.
Hey Uncle Randy!! Get your white ass over here were backdoor fun-baggin it!!
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The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
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When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
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Another way to say 'sex' without your teacher knowing what you're talking about.
Hey Bob, did you hear that Stacy & Steve had happy-fun-time last night?
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Friday nights when the goal is to have as much fun as possible. The first fun thing that comes to mind you do.
It's Friday Fun Night and we're having a good time!
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A large woman who knows how to please a man.
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
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people who are not fun and hate everything fun
Andras Lenart is an un-fun fascist
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