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a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher
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Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"
"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"
A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"